Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She's the barista slut.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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