A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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