I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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