If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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