you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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