Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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