we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
handjob tips. give me some.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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