belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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