True but thats because hes a fetus.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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