So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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