For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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