I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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