I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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