What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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