Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize