we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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