guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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