i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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