I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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