Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I accidentally had phone sex last night
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i drank out of a bidet.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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