It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
