just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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