Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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