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Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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