I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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