I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
