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(802): View more from Vermont

i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.

(802): View more from Vermont

...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.

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(518): View more from New York

Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?

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(410): View more from Maryland

well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.

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(251): View more from Alabama

PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.

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(831): View more from California

sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing

(408): View more from California

it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"

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(404): View more from Georgia

What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two

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