she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize