I'm really into asian looking animals
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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