It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I pour the whiskey from now on
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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