the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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