i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
