I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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