all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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