I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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