K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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