I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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