just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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