i permit you to call me
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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