I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
why does every cop we meet know your name?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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