i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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