i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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