I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
