i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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