break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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