I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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