She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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