Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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