yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
