I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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