Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
should my penis look like a turkey
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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