i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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