then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
