Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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