One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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