She is in my trunk
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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