if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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