I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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