when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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