I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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